London.

Finally Bada can now do a blog about his trip to London. My uncle finally sent me the pictures up. So about a month ago Bada went down to London to see the New England Patriots play the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I was staying at my uncles in a place called Colchester. So that day on Sunday, my uncle and i had to get a train to London, went pretty fast. We looked about London, went to the Buckingham Palace and shit. I guess the Queen just hates Scottish people. We went to McDonalds and i swear to god, McDonalds in London is like Asia heaven. There were Asian chicks everywhere. They can touch my food anyday. ;) After we ate we had to go to the Underground to get to Wembley. The Underground is so cool, there is chicks everywhere, it was absolute mayhem. If you want to get laid you should just hang out in the Underground. Anyway my uncle forgot his glasses and he was looking at the map and he thought Wembley was at the bottom of the map but that was actually Wimbledon. So basically i never looked at the map and i just followed him and took his word for it. So we were taking trains left, right and center down the way when we were supposed to be going up the way, what an IDIOT! it was pretty funny though. The Underground is like a cat walk, you go on an escalator and on the other side of the escalator there is a ton of hot chicks going up it. It was sweet stuff. The trains are so crowded, my penis was basically touching a womans ass. I think it was a woman anyway. :( Eventually we got to our destination. I've never been in an actual football stadium before just my local one which is basically shit. Wembley was very posh and fancy inside the stadium. The damn dude frisked me. :( When i watch the NFL on tv you can always hear the crowd shout DEFENCE loud as fuck but at the stadium here it was so quiet. it sucked so bad. :( Everyone did the Mexican wave what went around the stadium like five times which was pretty cool. The sound inside the stadium was kind of dull though. You couldn't even hear the referees when they were talking about penalties and shit. I was sitting on the first tier which was pretty far away. The players looked so tiny, like toy figures. Before the game Calvin Harris tried to sing, he's a fucking queer though. He sucked so bad. Toni Braxton sang the American anthem which was pretty cool and then some Welsh chick called Katherine Jenkins sang the English national anthem. The game was pretty decent though. The Patriots cruised it in the end. The game went so fast though. :( At least i got to see Tom Brady play though. It was awesome.

I took a lot of pictures but most of them were shit. :(



Wembley from the outside.





She is a babe.



Hot ass Lol.



Wembley from the inside.



Patriots.



The main man warming up.



Brady loosening up.



Warming up.



Lots of Patriots.



Tampa Cheerleaders.



Here we go!



Here comes the Maroney train.



Mexican wave sort of.



Brady in action.



Game over.

-B

Bring Cash

NBA Draft, for Your Pleasure

It's that time of year again, folks. The only thing an Indiana Pacers fan has to look forward to every year... THE NBA DRAFT!!

Of course, the Pacers still managed to fuck that up. If it's obvious that you're not going to make the playoffs, you start tanking games. Indiana fans are smart. It's not like the 8 or 9 of us that's left are going to get all pissed off that you're losing these games on purpose. We're hip to whats down. You lose as many as you can, and who knows? Maybe we could have got Hasheem Thabeet. Instead we're going to get the 13th pick. Awesome. Here comes Austin Croshere part 2.

1. Clippers. Blake Griifin will go number one, but here's the thing- the Clippers don't need him. In fact, he may hurt them. They already have Zach Randolph. He's not as good as Griffin, but NO ONE will take him in a trade. His contract is too big. So I really wouldn't be surprised to see the Clipper's trade him, painful as it might be to them. But they could get a great point guard for him. Or a decent guard/center combo maybe. I think doing that is better than having Rudolph and Griffin in a power struggle for the 4 position.

2. Grizzlies. If they don't pick Hasheem Thabeet, they're morons. Sure, Rubio could be great, and so could James Hardem or Jordan Hill, but these guys need size bad. Thabeet won't be putting up monster 40 point games or anything, but he'll protect the paint and knock people around a bit. They need toughness and any other pick from them is plain stupid.

3. Thunder. Ricky Rubio. These guys could become serious contenders in a few years. They're making really smart draft moves recently and Rubio could be just another piece of the puzzle. The only problem here is they have a solid up and coming point guard in Russell Westbrook. Although I'm sure he could move to the shooting guard position, if need be. If you don't go for Rubio (who is probably the most entertaining point guard in the draft. Maybe the most entertaining player in the draft, period), you go for a big man. Jordan Hill might do well for himself here. But I don't see Rubio falling out of the top three.

4. Kings. Ouch. They were supposed to get the top pick. So falling to number four, which to a Pacers fan would be a dream come true, has to hurt like hell for Kings fans. But it's not all bad. They can still draft Jordan Hill. He'll be a nice fit for the Kings. Maybe not a superstar, but certainly a nice building block.

5. Wizards. James Harden. He'll be a great compliment to Gilbert Arenas, if Gilbert is still alive next year. If not, hey, you still have James Harden. I think he's going to have a good career in front of him.

6. Timberwolves. Tyreke Evans. The T'Wolves need some help with small forward, and Evans is being "slept on", as the blacks say. He's a top five talent, getting him this late in the draft will be a bargain.

7. Warriors. Jrue Holiday. The Warriors need a point guard and Holiday is the best available at this point. He can lead this team into the future.

8. Kicks. Stephen Curry. It'll happen pretty much no matter what. I don't know how well Curry's game will translate into the NBA, but it won't matter. He'll almost certainly be a Knick next year.

9. Raptors. Dejuan Blair. It looks like Chris Bosh is on the way out. May as well get a bad motherfucker like Blair to replace him. If I were them I'd draft him and focus on sending Bosh somewhere in return for a nice scoring guard. Build for the future, Toronto.

10. Bucks. James Johnson. I don't know a lot about this team. Seems to me like they need help all across the board. I figure they'll go with Johnson cause he'll be the most talented big man left at this point, but really they could do anything and draft anyone and it wouldn't surprise me.

11. Nets. Jonny Flynn. Nice point guard. Could be a solid player for a long time to come. Could do well with the Nets.

12. Bobcats. DeMar DeRozan. They need a scorer after trading Jason Richardson, and DeRozan has a ton of potential. They'll be jumping for joy if this dude falls this far. A lot of people are saying he could go in the top five.

13. Pacers. Ugh. I have no idea. Jarret Jack turned out to be better than I expected, but he could be on his way out this year. T.J. Ford is great and all, but he's injured too often. If we go for a point guard, we should go for Eric Maynor. Not my dream choice, but I think he could be a solid player and a nice fit for this team. But there's also the fact that we badly need an athletic big man. Troy Murphy is good on the boards, but we need someone who can kick some ass in the paint as well. If they go for the power forward they need, I'd say maybe Gani Lawal. But drafting him this high seems extremely unrealistic. Fuck it. They should draft Ty Lawson. End of story.

14. Suns. I think Steve Nash's best days are behind him. Draft for the future and get a good point guard. If the Pacers draft Maynor, draft Lawson. If the Pacers draft Lawson, get Maynor.

Well, that's how I see it going down, sports fans. Let's hear your thoughts on the subject.

-M

Hitler.

Funny shit.

-Bada.

Flop-A-Mania.

So it was Wrestlemania time again. This was my take on it:

Money In The Bank Ladder Match.

CM Punk v Mark Henry v Mvp v Finlay v Benjamin v Kingston v Christian v Kane.

This match was pretty poor and seemed to fly by quickly. In my opinion it's stupid putting Mark Henry in a Ladder match. Anyway CM Punk won Money In The Bank once again. -YAWN- Why have the same wrestler winning Money In The Bank again. Complete pointless. I don't really like Christian or Mvp but why not give them a title match?

Then Kid Rock performs, which last about 10 minutes or just under. Utter crap. They could of added the 10 minutes of the shit what was Kid Rock to actually make a decent Money In The Bank match.

25 Diva Battle Royal.

This was a complete joke. Santina dressed up as a woman. Wins the Battle Royal. What a joke.

Elimination Match.

Chris Jericho v Roddy Pipper, Jimmy Snuka & Ricky Steamboat with Ric Flair.

Another reason why the WWE sucks so badly now. They keep bringing back the ancient people who are past it. It was completely obvious that Jericho would win and he did win the match. Then Mickey Rourke got into the ring and danced about like he was a boxer and punched Jericho in the face. BORING! So predictable.

Jeff Hardy v Matt Hardy.

This was probably the 2nd best match. Ladders, Chairs and Tables were involved. I was pretty pissed though because Jeff laid Matt on a table outside the ring and then put another table on top of the table that Matt was lying on. I thought to myself, get the Ladders out and jump from the top. Instead he only got on the turnbuckle and jumped on the tables. It was pretty cool though what Jeff did next. He set up the two ladders in the ring while Matt was laying down on the mat. The smaller ladder was behind of the big ladder and he leapfrogged over the big ladder and did a leg drop but Matt moved out the way. In the end Matt Hardy won the match.

IC Title Match

JBL v Rey Mysterio.

The match lasted a whole of 21 seconds or something. I mean what's the point in making a match which lasts this long? Utter pointless. There entrances took up more time than the actual match. Rey won with the 619.

Shawn Michaels v The Undertaker.

Best match in my opinion. The only reason why it was so good was because of HBK. The Undertaker is just LAME. If it wasn't for HBK the match would of sucked big time. Anyway HBK kicked out of the Chokeslam, The Tombstone, The Last Ride also i think. HBK was kicking out of everything and reversing everything. Undertaker kicked out of the Sweet Chin Music, then eventually HBK tried to do a Lionsault move and The Undertaker caught him and gave him a Tombstone. Match over. Lame Taker wins. The thing that annoys me so much is that of all the wrestlers in the business, they give the Lame Taker an undefeated record. He's LAME. I hate him so much. He is never going to lose at Wrestlemania, it's a complete joke.

World Heavyweight Championship Match

Edge v Cena v Big Show.

Usually i think triple threat matches are decent. Not this one. It was utter crap. The best bit about the match was when Cena gave Big Show the Attitude Adjustment. Yes, that's right, his finishing move has been renamed. It is no longer allowed to be called the FU. For whatever reason i do not know. (Hadn't watched wrestling for a while before Wrestlemania). Anyway THE CHAMP IS HERE. Yeah, Cena won. So predictable again.

The Hall Of Fame members came out.

Then Stone Cold left, while the other HOF members were there. I thought to myself, how disrespectful. Then he came out on his little buggy/jeep thing and came down to the ring and started to toast beers. I guess he had to give the fans one last memory now that he has sold out and won't wrestle ever again.

WWE Championship Randy Orton v Triple H.

The rules got changed to who ever gets DQ. The other person would win the title. I thought something cool has got to happen then. I was thinking of a screwjob. I was wrong. The referee got knocked out and Triple H used advantage of the situation and gave Orton the Sledgehammer to the head, then Pedigree. GAME OVER. Pathetic last match.

Overall Wrestlemania was a total utter bull crap. A complete waste of money.

-Bada.

Take A Bow Son.

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Sports Related Nonsense

Sorry I haven't been keeping up on the sports front lately. I haven't been able to work up much enthusiasm. Colts lost a heart breaker to those fucking Chargers again. Tony Dungy retired. Ugh... this season was just kind of boring to me. As much as I hate Tom Brady, I think I also need him playing to make things more exciting. The beauty of the NFL this decade has been Manning vs. Brady and this season was a letdown because they didn't get to go at it. But I'm really worried for our future. I don't know shit about our new coach. Most of our best players are really getting on in years now (just retire, Marvin), etc. I think we've got another good two or three years, but after that, who knows?

On to the NBA. My favorite sport. Too bad the Pacers are as bad as ever. But we do have one huge, gigantic bright spot and that is Danny Granger. This guy is fucking amazing. He's the second best small forward in the game right now, after LeBron James. I just hope the Pacers can build a solid team to surround this guy with in the next few years. And I know this will sound nuts, but I think they need to start tanking games. Maybe they already have. But I'd like them to get in a good position for next years draft. Get a good, healthy point guard like Ricky Rubio. T.J. Ford has been excellent when healthy, but he's hardly ever healthy, so... and how about that Jarret Jack? I knew he'd be a good addition, but I'm still pissed we had to lose Jarryd Bayless. And Bayless rarely gets played on his team anyways. So I'd love to get Rubio next year. Or Blake Griffin or Greg Monroe. That guy would probably be my top choice, now that I think of it.

Ah well. Screw it. I'm still guessing a re-match between the Celtics and the Lakers for the Finals this year, LeBron will win MVP in a cake walk. I'm already done with this season. I'm looking ahead to next year and the year after. Maybe the Pacers will be a contender again.

-M

Sir Charles is Class Incarnate

What follows is a police report from Charles Barkley's arrest a few days ago.



I haven't inducted anyone into The Classy's in awhile, but damned if Barkley doesn't deserve to be in my very own Hall of Fame. This guy has class coming out the ass. I love that fat, sweaty bastard.

-M

Football is My Life

Okay, not really. I had to work yesterday and missed everything. All I know is that it appears to have been a bittersweet day. Colts lose in embarrassing fashion and Tom Brady might be out for the year. You take the good with the bad, folks.

So anyhow, some predictions for the upcoming season... even though it's not upcoming anymore cause it's here.

Colts (even though they lost) vs. Cowboys in the Superbowl. Colts win, of course. Tony Romo will be the league MVP. Tom Brady will lose an arm in a horrific car accident. And at some point, I'll probably end up with two chicks at the same time.

More later, kittens.

-The Always Classy,
Maynard

So What's Up with China?

So I've been really busy for the last week or so, so I haven't been able to keep up with the Olympics like I wanted to, but from what I gather, China seems to be pissing everyone off. Something about the fireworks in the opening ceremony being added digitally, then some girl singing some song wasn't cute enough to be on tv so they replaced her or some shit. Their female gymnastics team is supposed to be full of a bunch of 16 year olds, but rumors have surfaced that they're younger than that.

You know what the best part of taking a shower with a 16 year old girl is? When she gets her hair wet, she looks 14.

Sorry.

Anywho, then they got all pissed off cause some American athletes wore masks when they landed in China. So what? It's fucking disgusting over there. When people in China hit 50 years old they already look like corpses. Every time a Chinese movie comes on tv and an old person shows up in the movie I'm like, "Wait, so now it's about zombies? What's going on?"

Then the whole thing with the Spanish basketball team doing the slant eyes thing. Who cares? It was funny. If you can't laugh at yourselves, China, you'll never overtake America as the world's Number One. We Americans laugh at ourselves all the time, but that doesn't mean we don't kick it real.

Anywho, who cares about any of this shit? The only thing worth watching is the American basketball team try to redeem themselves for that garbage from the last Olympics. It's time for America to get back to Awesome.

Americans- kickin' it super real since 1776, MUTHA!!

-M

Take that, WOMAN!!

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-M

Larry Bird, you bastard

What is wrong with you? Fucking asshole. You really are. Where do you get off??

So the other day, Indiana Pacers GM Larry Bird made one of the best trade ever. He got rid of that absolute faggot Jermaine O'Neal and got a pretty good point guard, T.J. Ford, plus some other guy who won't really help us at all, along with the 17th overall pick in the NBA Draft. Bird was my man when this happened. It was about as perfect as it gets. We got a point guard, which was our biggest need and we got another fairly high draft pick (we already had the 11th). Plus we dropped 44 million dollars worth of nothing.

And then the draft happened. Things were going well. Better than I could have ever hoped for. When the 11th pick came around, Jerryd Bayless was still on board. What a coup!! I actually thought he was the second best PG in this years draft. I never could have hoped we'd land him. Now it was time for Bird to either shine or make an idiot of himself. To my delight, the Pacers picked Bayless. I literally jumped up and yelled "YES!!" Bayless didn't seem too happy with where he was going, but fuck him. He'd be a great asset to our team. Of course, some people thought this was odd. Why pick Bayless when we already have a perfectly good PG? Because, moron, Ford gets injured alot. I had it all planned out. Bayless would spend this year learning from a very solid PG while still helping out in a major way by coming off the bench. And when Ford inevitably gets injured, we'd have a great young rookie filling in for him. Two good point guards are better than one. Cause we all know the Pacers point guard situation last year was tragic. But here it was. We had Ford and Bayless. We went from having one of the worst point guard situations in the league to having two of the best in the league. I was over the moon.

Then word came in- Bird had traded Bayless. Wh-what? What? WHAT?! WHY?!To who? Turns out it was to Portland. For their 13th overall pick, Brandon Rush.

Okay... why would anyone do that? Jerryd Bayless is better than Brandon Rush. But wait, we also got Jerrett Jack. A just okay point guard.

We don't need either of them. We had an exceptional point guard that we had just drafted. We don't need Brandon Rush. We already have Danny Granger and Mike Dunlevy Jr. Plus some pretty good reserves already, including Rush's older brother, Kareem Rush.

So I was pissed. I wanted Bayless. Having Bayless was better than either or both of those guys. No offense to Rush, I'm sure he'll be a solid player, but this league has become a league of point guards. You can't expect to win a championship without some great point guards. Ford and Bayless working together would have made us the envy of all the NBA. Instead we downgrade one point guard and get another guard/forward who we didn't need. What a moron Bird is.

As for the 17th pick, this was a real head scratcher. Roy Hibbert? What about Kosta Koufos? Or Darrell Arthur? We needed a big man (a center, now that I think of it), but Hibbert? He won't fit in with O'Brien's offense. Kosta Koufus was, what I thought, the obvious choice here. But whatever. I hope Bird knows something about these three players that I don't. But I doubt it.

As for the rest of the draft-

New York fans, shut the fuck up. You got a GREAT player. I'd love to have Danilo. He's too good for you ungrateful bastards.

Darrell Arthur went way too low. What a fucking steal.

Michael Beasley went exactly where he should have. Pat Riley has lost it if he even considers trading this pick. He'll never live it down. This guy, barring injury, is going to be the rookie of the year.

Alright, I'm pretty pissed and sleepy, so I'll get off now. I just had to vent. I really was, for the first time in about 5 years, really excited for the Pacers upcoming season. Now... well, I feel how I always feel now. "Here comes another season of trying to steal the 8th seed in the East..."

-Maynard

Final NBA Draft predictions

Hey, remember the last time I predicted the NBA Draft? Where I said O.J. Mayo would fall to number six? Yeah. The more I thought about it the more foolish I felt about the whole thing. So I'm redoing it, hoping to get it right this time. Let's see how I do.

1. Derrick Rose- Bulls
2. Michael Beasley- Heat (although some say the Heat will do anything in their power to get Mayo)
3. O.J. Mayo- Timberwolves
4. Jerryd Bayless- SuperSonics
5. Kevin love- Grizzles
6. Eric Gordon- Knicks
7. Joe Alexander- Clippers
8. Russell Westbrook- Bucks
9. Brook Lopez- Bobcats
10. Danilo Gallinari- Nets (I think he'll be great but I had him at number three last time...)
11. D.J. Augustin- Pacers
12. Anthony Randolph- Kings
13. Brandon Rush- Trailblazers
14. Kosta Koufos- Warriors.

There. I think that looks pretty good. It feels right. Now we'll just have to wait and see.

-M.

NBA Finals predictions

Alright, I suck at these. First I predicted the Spurs, then the Celtics, then the Spurs again. Fuck this shit. The NBA wanted these Finals and they did whatever they had to to make sure they happened. Fuckers.

Lakers in 7. Why? I dunno. Stern wants a new Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant is as close as he'll get so maybe... just maybe... he'll make sure they win.

In other NBA news- the Miami Heat should totally trade Dwayne Wade to the Bulls for the number one pick in the draft and then take Derrik Rose and Michael Beasley and just rock that shit out all season.

The Indiana Pacers, if given the chance, should absolutely take Russell Westbrook over D.J. Augustin. In fact, they should trade Jermaine O'Neal to the Cavs for Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Anderson Varejao plus the 19th overall pick and grab Bill Walker with that shit. I read a rumor that that might happen (although they made no mention of who they'd try to pick if they could make the deal)

Here's my predictions for the first 14 picks in the NBA draft. Watch this shit.

1. Derrik Rose- Bulls
2. Michael Beasley- Heat
3. Danilo Gallinari- Timberwolves
4. Jerryd Bayless- Supersonics
5. Brook Lopez- Grizzlies
6. O.J. Mayo- Knicks (I don't know if he'll fall this far or not)
7. Eric Gordon- Clippers
8. Anthony Randolph- Bucks
9. Kevin Love- Bobcats
10. Russell Westbrook- Nets
11. D.J. Augustin- Pacers (but like I said, if they have the choice they should absolutely go with Westbrook)
12. Donte Green- Kings
13. Joe Alexander- Trailblazers
14. DeAndre Jordan- Warriors

No idea how it'll play out. We'll see.

-M

Americans vs. Brits

Who's stupider?

The Brits-


The Americans-


I report, you decide.

-M

Champions. :)

May 21st 2008 is the day Manchester United became European Champions for a third time!! :)



When Manchester United won it, i went absolute mental and in a result in that, i ended up breaking my headphones. They just came apart Lol.

-Bada.

Eat shit and die, fags!!

Why do I speak to you like this? Cause fuck you, that's why. Indianapolis gets to host the Superbowl in 2012, NIGGAZZZ!! So get ready cause in four years we're gonna CLASS THAT SHIT UP!!

HOLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indianapolis is so awesome. Even Dennis Hopper thinks so. He appeared in a fifteen minute video on behalf of the city, imploring those idiots that run the league to just let us have it for once.

There's on old saying- if you don't agree with Dennis Hopper it's because you're and idiot and you can eat shit. If Indianapolis is good enough for Frank Booth it's good enough for you.

In other news, 2012 is also the year that the world is apparently supposed to end. If Indianapolis gets to host the Superbowl and if the Colts could somehow win it... I'd be cool with the world blowing up. Nothing else to live for.

-Maynard

Guess I was wrong.

Remember when I (and all of you, too) thought the Boston Celtics would cruise past all comers in the Eastern Conference? Hehe, yeah, that seems so long ago. They've been forced into another game 7 by the Cavs. This coming after they were forced into a game 7 by THE HAWKS!! Those guys didn't even finished above .500, did they? What's going on here? Why are they sputtering so badly?

Well, anywho, it's time for my updated NBA Playoff predictions.

OUT EAST-

Celtics vs. Cavs- Game 7. I'll say Celtics cause I don't want to be too much of a flip flopper. But the Cavs could easily take this game. If the Celtics beat the Cavs I'll say the Pistons will win the East in a 6 game series. If the Cavs beat the Celtics, Pistons beat Cavs in 5 games. Just a guess.

OUT WEST-

Hornets vs. Spurs- Game 7. This is tough. I want so badly for the Hornets to win. CP3 vs. Kobe. Let's find out who really deserved that MVP award. But I'll go out of a small limb and say the Spurs will win this one.

If it's Lakers vs. Spurs, I really think the Spurs will take it in 7 games. If it's the Lakers vs Hornets, Lakers in 6 (even though I love the Hornets)

I'm now predicting a Pistons vs. Spurs Finals with the Spurs winning in 7 games. But the Lakers really have a shot here. They've been playing great. I just hate them so damn much.

If it's a Lakers vs. Pistons Finals I might not even care. I hate them both. I like the Celtics but I hate Boston so I hope they don't win either.

If either the Hornets or Spurs win, I'll be happy.

-M

I knew Reggie Miller was cool

Reggie Miller has always been awesome. And this photo proves it.


Ace. Check that shit. And I thought this guy was awesome when he was hitting all those three's. But then he wears that outfit and pours that vodka down that Asian chicks throat... delicious. Classy as shit. All time leader in three pointers.

Never won us a championship though...

-Maynard

Hillary Clinton = Eight Belles

The tragic death of Eight Belles at the Hillbilly Derby just got a lot funnier. Turns out Hillary Clinton was a strong supporter of the only filly in the derby. She even kind of compared herself to the beast. You know... cause she was a girl and no one thought she could win...

“I hope that everybody will go to the derby on Saturday and place just a little money on the filly for me,” she said. “I won’t be able to be there this year, my daughter is going to be there and so she has strict instructions to bet on Eight Belles.”

Then she came in second place and died.

So let's check this out here... the only filly in the race loses to "Big Brown" and then dies. Wow. That's kind of ironic I think. Will history repeat itself with the Democratic election? Only time will tell whether or not "Big Brown" can beat the girl again... and possibly kill her.


In other news, it's Lando's 20th birthday. He thinks he deserves special treatment because of this. Like I care. Motherfucker still owes me money. He'll get his birthday present when I get what's coming TO ME.

Also... my lawnmower doesn't work. So my yard has gone wild.... that's not a funny story I guess, but it's 100% true.

More later kids.

-M