Americans vs. Brits

Who's stupider?

The Brits-


The Americans-


I report, you decide.

-M

Kicking Ass and Taking Names

So last night i went to my sisters to get drunk and play Call of Duty 4, things did not start off well we had to go pick up my Brother-in-Law frankie teardrop who was walking home because he thought that my sister (saucy sally)told him that he could stay there and she was going home.

I really don't know what was going on because i was not listing, but it was kind of funny you see saucy sally made frankie go to this little party thing (at his brothers)he did not want to go, but she believed that if he did not his family would get mad at her and say she does not let him live his own life and stuff like that.

anyways we picked him up and you could tell he had already been drinking (frankie teardrop is an alcoholic) he is such an alcoholic he had to make his own drink when he got home. he made a sort of variation of coach mcguirks "yeast infection". it had Vodka milk coke and a lot of stuff just hearing what was in it made me feel sick, but that did not stop me from drinking

anyways we started playing Call of Duty 4 and drinking frankie's "yeast infection" and it made me play way better we were playing teams my team was me and some jerk off named tony price$ AKA o_O from that one lame blog >_< Vs. o_O and frankie and sally on the other team we had to score 250 points to win and one game i believe the score was 30-250 i was on fire all night long

then frankie wanted some candy so he made sally drive him to the store i did not go with them but from what i hear he was falling all over the place and almost broke his hand that was pretty funny

and after all that we stayed up watching anime the rest of the night and tony price$ and frankie got into a fight about who would win out of the bad guy from final fantasy 7 and kingdom hearts 2

then the next morning when we got up we played the game again and then i came right home to make a blog about my night

thats about all i have to say to you so i am out of here


with painful love


Lando

Their sadness empowers me

Here's a bunch of lonely women wearing their bridesmaid dresses to the fantastic* new movie, 27 Dresses. Goodness, this is funny. Look at them. No man wants them so they go to the movies together. Because they have no one to love. Here's a hint, ladies: Stop being the type of woman who wants to see 27 Dresses and maybe things will pick up. Or you can fuck off, I don't care.

^_____________________________^

* And by "fantastic", I mean "not fantastic."

-M

You stay classy, Best Buy

It always warms my heart to see something as tacky as this. Nothing makes a better profit than death, right? I mean, am I right or what? (High fives all around)

- The ALWAYS Classy Maynard

You stay classy, New York Times

R.I.P., Ike Turner. You couldn't ask for a classier send off.



EDIT: New York Post, New York Times, same thing. They're both run by Freemasons.

-M

women make me sick

lando here with another tacky blog about women and other things. first off i want to tell you about something really sick i saw in wal-mart. see me and this one dude i know went to wal-mart and i had to go to the shitter and when i went in i saw something unlike anything i have ever seen before. two dudes in one stall. i could see their cowboy boots and everything. there was no way i could have mistaken this for something else. and i went and told everyone i knew.


now to the main event. this other time i was in wal-mart AGAIN and you wont believe what happened to me. i was walking and minding my own business when these two chicks came out of nowhere, like the devil, and started talking really loud right behind me. they were laughing and giggling and having a great time, not even caring that they were making me insane. letting little girls run around alone in stores is like letting hogs run wild in your house. they can drive you crazy and ruin the best of times. they only care about themselves and their good time and not one bit about the people around them.


and then we were in the check out line and there was some lady in a powerchair, and it was taking forever. the cashier did not know what SHE was doing. so after about 10 min. my mom took all of our stuff off the line and got all angry and said "this lady does not even know how to move!!" and i thought she meant the lady in the powerchair and i started laughing.


and then we saw this one chick we knew from way back and she acted like she did not even want to talk to us. of course we were hiding from her but she saw us and could have at least said hello. she saw us 3 times and she did not say hello once. hows that for a woman? also she had lost all her teeth since the last time i saw her and she is only like 22 years old.


with painful love

-L

Happy Thanksgiving, My niggaz

I loooove me some Thanksgiving. What's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving, you ask? Australians don't get to celebrate it. They don't get nothin' cause they don't give nothin'. It's called Thanksgiving, not Thankstaking. Even though we stole an entire country from Indians. But hey, it's not like we didn't give anything back to them. Washington Redskins, anyone? Kansas City Chiefs?


-M

Gosh...damnit

great


-L

tacky drawing

i just found this and i know its something maynard must have made cause i would not waste my time on shit like this


its so childish



i believe maynard is the cowboy seen above

Kevin Everett is going to be OK, son, he's going to be OK....

I wonder if they fired someone for this.