CAT IN ZERO GRAVITY!! CAT IN ZERO GRAVITY!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Science run amok.

Good, Gooood...

o_O

-M

(I'm just calling this a Cat Wars post... cause look at that thing.)

Cat Wars: The terrible outcome

So the good guys won. YEAH!! But, wouldn't you know it, turns out the leaders of the good cats were corrupt. They fought for a just cause, but once their enemies were vanquished, they had power beyond belief. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.


Hedonists.


So you know what this means. Gotta do some more Cat Wars. The old good guys have turned to wickedness and their old workers have taken up the cause to either convert them or destroy them.

Now we can keep this going forever.

Cat Wars: Final Battle

This is it. The battle to end all battles. Good vs. Evil. Who will claim ultimate victory?

Cat Wars: "This could be the end"

Things are heating up on the Cat Wars front. As you'll recall, last time out all the evil cats in the world went batshit insane and let loose and all their human dictators. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (aka the good cats) held a secret meeting to discuss what to do... before it's too late



Cat of the left: WE MUST ACT!! Assemble The League!! This could be the end!

Cat on the right: NO! No, if we tip our hand too soon, all will be lost.

COTL: You fool! You've always been a fool! Ruling with your mind instead of your heart!

COTR: Wuh?

COTL: I forget... moving on... looks like you got a little dirt on ya. Lemme just... lemme just (starts licking)

Happy New Year, everyone.

Let This End...

Back by popular demand, more cat wars. Last time, the humanoids merely mocked Emperor Mittens when he attempted to do something. I forget. Anywho, now all the evil cats in the world have united to wreck havoc on their masters. And wouldn't you know it, it was all caught on film.

In other news... I'm so lonely I think I'm about to have a heart attack.

Cat Wars: "This is Our Demands"

good lord. this just in!! emperor mittens, emperor of all felines (except big cats like tigers and lions and stuff) has just sent in a new video to CNN. experts were shocked to learn mittens had almost taught himself english. it kinds of sounds chinese though. you know how when we make fun of chinese people by saying "chinchongchang" and stuff like that? this sounds like that.

too bad CNN didn't take him seriously. they seem to have put a laugh track in the background. to mock him, i would guess. he really seems nervous. things are really heating up in these... CAT WARS!!!!



-L

Cat Wars: Inferno (aka Part 4)

Cat wars is... heating up? Muhahaha.

Black cat: Better get out of here, pretty boy.
White cat: Best to get the fuck off my land, pretty boy.
Black cat: You're just white trash. Nothing more. Never for get that.
White cat: I'd rather be white trash than burnt trash (attacks)

(Fighting ensues)

Black cat: You won this time. But you look like a fag with that bell around your neck.
White cat: Just get on out of here and don't never come back!!
Black cat: I'll be back... you remember that...

Cat Wars: The Battle for Catlantis

Things are heating up between the Autocats and the Decepticats. This is an important battle, could possibly be the beginning of the end...but for whom?

The pressure is KILLING ME!!!

So the pressure is really getting to me here at http://www.maynardandlando.blogspot.com/ with maynard always yelling at me "YOU HAVE TO HELP KEEP THIS SHITTY PAGE GOING!"

I dont even know why I should help I mean this page is going under no matter what we do! and its because of you people you call yourselves "maynard and landoholics" but you're just a bunch of backstabbers.


So here is a new episode of cat wars


enjoy ;)

(sings) CAT WARS!! CAT WARS!! Rockin' the U.S.A!!

Don't act like you're too good to enjoy this ;)

-M