Sir Charles is Class Incarnate

What follows is a police report from Charles Barkley's arrest a few days ago.



I haven't inducted anyone into The Classy's in awhile, but damned if Barkley doesn't deserve to be in my very own Hall of Fame. This guy has class coming out the ass. I love that fat, sweaty bastard.

-M

I knew Reggie Miller was cool

Reggie Miller has always been awesome. And this photo proves it.


Ace. Check that shit. And I thought this guy was awesome when he was hitting all those three's. But then he wears that outfit and pours that vodka down that Asian chicks throat... delicious. Classy as shit. All time leader in three pointers.

Never won us a championship though...

-Maynard

Charles Ray Fuller

Charles Ray Fuller is the latest entry into The Classy's. What has this man done to join the likes of me and Dick Masterson? He tried to cash a check for 360 billion dollars.

Let me tell you something. If I was with that guy when he walked into the bank and did that shit, I'd have thrown so many high fives his way he couldn't handle it. That's fucking awesome and classy to max.

Why did he need 360 billion dollars? To start one of the classiest businesses you can get into- the record business of course!! This guy is from Texas so I assume it would have been some shitty rap label or country label, so... he losses some Classy points for bad taste in music. But still... this guy walked into a bank and tried to cash a check for 360 billion dollars. How Ace is that?

-M

The Classiest Thing I Ever Saw

Dwight Howard at last years slam dunk contest. he should have won then. he won this year though, but he didn't have anything as classy as this.



EDIT: Further proof that Dwight Howard is a beast.

-L

Fucking Colts.

That was the biggest bullshit I ever saw in my fucking life. Those fuckers. The Chargers didn't beat us, the Colts beat themselves.

The defense played like they played last season. How the fuck could that even happen? The Chargers two best players were out pretty much the entire second half, and the Colts just let their replacements run all over them. Bob fucking Sanders. You're supposed to be the best defensive player in the league. What was that shit? Marvin Harrison, you're a son of a bitch. You don't play for fucking months, then the first time you get your hands on the ball your fumble? And that fumble lead to a score. I'm pissed at all the Colts, but none moreso than you. You fucked us. The defense fucked up as a whole, but the offense didn't do so bad. But if you wouldn't have tried to do the fucking little spin move and just dropped down, they never would have gotten that score.

Bada will be happy cause now his team gets a clear path into the Superbowl. The Chargers aren't going to be shit to the Pats. Thanks a lot Colts. You let all your fans down.

... Ah well. Next year. And as long as an NCF team wins I'll be alright.... Fucking Colts. Drop dead.

-M

P.S. Oh yeah, I forgot. Even though it was painful to see my hometown team lose, it was funny as fuck to hear the fans boo that little girl. Hilarious, you might say. I'd like to take this chance to induct my home city of Indianapolis into The Classy's. It took a lot of the good stuff to do that.

Dick Masterson is a "Manspiration"

http://www.shrinktalk.net/archives/the_mind_of_male_chauvinism.phtml

Dick Masterson is a good friend of mine. And by that, I mean we've never actually spoken, but he once talked to me via the "internet". Dick has been spreading the word lately. The N word!! No, sorry, that was a joke Bada once used. Dick has actually been trying to spread the word that men are better than women. While you may not agree with him, you can't deny that he's got style. In fact, I'd like to take this opportunity to induct Dick into my Hall of Fame, or what I will heretofore refer to as "The Classy's". Only the classiest of people are are allowed to join this exclusive club. I'm in it, of course, since I'm The Always Classy Maynard and all. I guess Lando and Bada can be in it. They're classy. They're classier than shit. And now Dick is in too. Shit, I should have put Ike Turner in it. Ah well, too late. Dead people can't be Classy, with a capital C.

Anywho, enjoy the link thing. It's Dick talking to some guy about stuff. It's funny.

Unofficial best line- "A man will never cheat on a woman who keeps him well fed and well fucked".

Classy.

EDIT: The link thing isn't working right. Blogger is a piece of shit.