-M
Friday, December 26, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
So... we have a deal?
We have a deal.
Sorry.
So there's this guy at work, Tex. He's from Puerto Rico. He's about 5 feet tall. 48 years old. Total pothead. So it turns out his wife, who I understand is really religious, is also a drug dealer. Just pot. She also only has 4 regular costumers, so Tex thought I might be interested. So he set up a date for me to come buy some weed. I wasn't interested though, so... what? Okay, maybe I would like to come over, watch some football and drink some beers? Sure.
But I never went :) He has grandkids and shit and said if they were there I shouldn't come over. Because he was going to try to sell me drugs and doesn't want his grandkids to know what he's up to.
His wife sounds a little bit like a bitch too. He says he likes to smoke almost every night, but since it's his wife's stuff, he has to get it from her. And she makes him pay. "Business before family," she says.
Fuck it. I'm turning this guy in. Then maybe he'll stop asking me for money all the time. He borrowed 5 bucks from me one time and now I'm convinced he used it to buy pot from his wife.
-M
Sorry.
So there's this guy at work, Tex. He's from Puerto Rico. He's about 5 feet tall. 48 years old. Total pothead. So it turns out his wife, who I understand is really religious, is also a drug dealer. Just pot. She also only has 4 regular costumers, so Tex thought I might be interested. So he set up a date for me to come buy some weed. I wasn't interested though, so... what? Okay, maybe I would like to come over, watch some football and drink some beers? Sure.
But I never went :) He has grandkids and shit and said if they were there I shouldn't come over. Because he was going to try to sell me drugs and doesn't want his grandkids to know what he's up to.
His wife sounds a little bit like a bitch too. He says he likes to smoke almost every night, but since it's his wife's stuff, he has to get it from her. And she makes him pay. "Business before family," she says.
Fuck it. I'm turning this guy in. Then maybe he'll stop asking me for money all the time. He borrowed 5 bucks from me one time and now I'm convinced he used it to buy pot from his wife.
-M
Monday, December 8, 2008
Top Ten: Songs of 2008
Here we go-
10. "Eraser" by No Age
9. "Sec Walkin'" by My Morning Jacket
8. "Innà mér syngur vitleysingur" by Sigur Ros
7. "Frankie's Gun" by The Felice Brothers
6. "Vox Celeste" by Deerhunter
5. "Dinosuar on the Ark" by Esau Mwamwaya & Radioclit Are the Very Best
4. "Dancing Choose" by TV on the Radio
3. "Nothing Ever Happened" by Deerhunter
2. "OMG!!! FMV!!!" by Fake Male Voice
1. "Crying" by TV on the Radio
Yeah, it was TV on the Radio's year.
Now go download this shit until I feel un-lazy enough to try to post them on here myself.
Worst song of the year is either "Highly Suspicious" by My Morning Jacket (who are usually a great band, really), or "So What" by Pink. I'll let you decide that one.
-M
10. "Eraser" by No Age
9. "Sec Walkin'" by My Morning Jacket
8. "Innà mér syngur vitleysingur" by Sigur Ros
7. "Frankie's Gun" by The Felice Brothers
6. "Vox Celeste" by Deerhunter
5. "Dinosuar on the Ark" by Esau Mwamwaya & Radioclit Are the Very Best
4. "Dancing Choose" by TV on the Radio
3. "Nothing Ever Happened" by Deerhunter
2. "OMG!!! FMV!!!" by Fake Male Voice
1. "Crying" by TV on the Radio
Yeah, it was TV on the Radio's year.
Now go download this shit until I feel un-lazy enough to try to post them on here myself.
Worst song of the year is either "Highly Suspicious" by My Morning Jacket (who are usually a great band, really), or "So What" by Pink. I'll let you decide that one.
-M
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
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