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Best Beatles Songs

So like I've noticed The Beatles are like, all over the place lately. They have this fucking game that's coming out. A lot of other shit. You fucking know what I'm saying. They're everywhere. So I said "Fuck it." and went about my business of making a list of their best songs. As always, if you don't agree with the list it's because you're wrong. I'm not joking when I say that by the way. I mean it. I really think you're wrong and if you put some thought into it, you'd see that I was right all along.

Here's the list.

1. A Day in the Life
2. Helter Skelter
3. Strawberry Fields Forever
4. Happiness is a Warm Gun
5. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
6. Here Comes the Sun
7. Revolution (the single version, not the album version)
8. Rocky Raccoon
9. Hello Goodbye
10. Hey Jude

Albums.

1. Abbey Road
2. The White Album
3. Sgt. Peppers
4. Revolver
5. Rubber Soul
6. Help
7. Magical Mystery Tour

After that, it's all a blur. Going to bed now.

-M

Through the Fog

Whoa. Weird. Today is pretty much my first sober day in a month. I've done nothing but party lately. That's why there hasn't been any postings. Too busy enjoying my life.

No, this isn't some sort of "I've discovered I don't need drugs and alcohol to be happy" type things. I do need drugs and alcohol to be happy. My life fucking sucks. I need to get fuckered up almost every single day just to function. I'm thinking of moving on to harder stuff. But for today, I'll stay clean and let you know what's going down with a few random updates.

Friends- still suck. I've been avoiding two of my closest friends for the past three weeks. I never really thought about it before, but I'm a stereotypical loner. I really, REALLY dislike all of my friends. Whenever I get invited to their houses, I make up some bullshit excuse. Given the choice, 99% of the time I'd rather be off by myself than with other humans.

Family- Not much to say here. All my family's birthdays seem so collide at about the end of August. From them until, like, the end of January everyone has a birthday coming up. Saucy Sally has a birthday pretty soon. Gift ideas? None to speak of. If I can find, like, a really cool bong with some sort of dragon on it, my life would be golden. Although, truth be told, I'd just keep it for myself :(

Work- Sucks.

Sports- I've been unusually lazy recently. Luckily, I've made up for it by following sports really closely. I remember about ten years ago I went through this whole tennis phase. I knew everything about all the best players (Sampras being my personal favorite). I just started watching the U.S. Open this week and everything is completely different. But still fun. I like Nadal alot. Especially during his interviews. Is it just me, or does he seem really, REALLY stupid? Like he can't make complete sentences. I know English isn't his first language, but come on. Also, I'm a little sad that there aren't that many slam pieces on the ladies side. Serena Williams is fucking gross. She looks like Kimbo Slice. I bet she could kick my ass without trying. Sure, she "wins" alot, but at what cost?

Anyways. Yeah. I'm gonna go now. I think I'll take a nap. or watch t.v.

You know, whatever.

-M

Just Great

Ellen DeGeneres is taking Paula Abdul's place as the fourth judge on American Idol.

Just one more reason for me to never watch that show ever. I'm being 100% serious right now. I have to know- why do people like Ellen DeGeneres? She has the most annoying personality of all time. Hell, why not just hire on Kathy Griffin while you're at it? American Idol blows.

-M