Friday, April 24, 2009

Everybody Loves Desmond

Lost, baby!! Damn, this season has been a monster roller coaster ride, eh? Sure, there have been some glaring continuity issues (remember when Jack said that Locke told him lots of bad things happened when he left the Island and that he needed to go back to save everyone? Turns out that never happened...)

But one thing is for sure, everyone loves Desmond. He's about the only character on the show, besides Hurley, that everyone loves. Everyone is on his side. Everyone except this lady who is suing him for sexual harassment. From TMZ.com-

"According to a lawsuit filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Chelsea Stone claims that while working on the show, Cusick placed his hand on her buttocks and caressed the back of her body while making moaning sounds.

She also claims Cusick 'placed his face on top of [her] breasts, moving his face from side to side.' He then squeezed her breasts with his hands."

Smooth. That's how I get laid all the time. I thought big famous actors were supposed to have more game than that. He moved his face from side to side? Like in shaking his head no? Like he was touching her but fighting his inner demons at the same time? I guess the demons won. I dunno man. Why didn't her lay some smooth Scottish lines on her?

"You know what the best part of taking a shower with a 16 year old girl is?"

"What?"

"When her hair gets wet she looks 14."

"...What?"

(Grabs breasts and shakes head from side to side)

-M

1 comment:

Sure as Fuck not Frankie "Fuckin" Teardrop said...

This is bullshit. You even you said yourself that everyone loves Desmond. This bitch just wanted our boy Cusick and when she was denied her objective of her lust she went nuts. She says that "HE" put his head into her breast and shook it from side to side. What really happened was she GRABBED his head and shoved it into her breast and said make like a motor boat bitch. He fought her but she said he grabbed her ass. Everyone knows that the weakest part of a woman is her buttocks and that if you moan it scares them. He was using these tactics to escape. Which he was successful but to no avail because the crazy bitch is suing him. Come on lady, everyone knows Desmond loves Penny and their child. He don't want you Ho. There you go. The bitch is a lair but it don't matter cause Desmond is going to go back and correct it later this season.