Flop-A-Mania.

So it was Wrestlemania time again. This was my take on it:

Money In The Bank Ladder Match.

CM Punk v Mark Henry v Mvp v Finlay v Benjamin v Kingston v Christian v Kane.

This match was pretty poor and seemed to fly by quickly. In my opinion it's stupid putting Mark Henry in a Ladder match. Anyway CM Punk won Money In The Bank once again. -YAWN- Why have the same wrestler winning Money In The Bank again. Complete pointless. I don't really like Christian or Mvp but why not give them a title match?

Then Kid Rock performs, which last about 10 minutes or just under. Utter crap. They could of added the 10 minutes of the shit what was Kid Rock to actually make a decent Money In The Bank match.

25 Diva Battle Royal.

This was a complete joke. Santina dressed up as a woman. Wins the Battle Royal. What a joke.

Elimination Match.

Chris Jericho v Roddy Pipper, Jimmy Snuka & Ricky Steamboat with Ric Flair.

Another reason why the WWE sucks so badly now. They keep bringing back the ancient people who are past it. It was completely obvious that Jericho would win and he did win the match. Then Mickey Rourke got into the ring and danced about like he was a boxer and punched Jericho in the face. BORING! So predictable.

Jeff Hardy v Matt Hardy.

This was probably the 2nd best match. Ladders, Chairs and Tables were involved. I was pretty pissed though because Jeff laid Matt on a table outside the ring and then put another table on top of the table that Matt was lying on. I thought to myself, get the Ladders out and jump from the top. Instead he only got on the turnbuckle and jumped on the tables. It was pretty cool though what Jeff did next. He set up the two ladders in the ring while Matt was laying down on the mat. The smaller ladder was behind of the big ladder and he leapfrogged over the big ladder and did a leg drop but Matt moved out the way. In the end Matt Hardy won the match.

IC Title Match

JBL v Rey Mysterio.

The match lasted a whole of 21 seconds or something. I mean what's the point in making a match which lasts this long? Utter pointless. There entrances took up more time than the actual match. Rey won with the 619.

Shawn Michaels v The Undertaker.

Best match in my opinion. The only reason why it was so good was because of HBK. The Undertaker is just LAME. If it wasn't for HBK the match would of sucked big time. Anyway HBK kicked out of the Chokeslam, The Tombstone, The Last Ride also i think. HBK was kicking out of everything and reversing everything. Undertaker kicked out of the Sweet Chin Music, then eventually HBK tried to do a Lionsault move and The Undertaker caught him and gave him a Tombstone. Match over. Lame Taker wins. The thing that annoys me so much is that of all the wrestlers in the business, they give the Lame Taker an undefeated record. He's LAME. I hate him so much. He is never going to lose at Wrestlemania, it's a complete joke.

World Heavyweight Championship Match

Edge v Cena v Big Show.

Usually i think triple threat matches are decent. Not this one. It was utter crap. The best bit about the match was when Cena gave Big Show the Attitude Adjustment. Yes, that's right, his finishing move has been renamed. It is no longer allowed to be called the FU. For whatever reason i do not know. (Hadn't watched wrestling for a while before Wrestlemania). Anyway THE CHAMP IS HERE. Yeah, Cena won. So predictable again.

The Hall Of Fame members came out.

Then Stone Cold left, while the other HOF members were there. I thought to myself, how disrespectful. Then he came out on his little buggy/jeep thing and came down to the ring and started to toast beers. I guess he had to give the fans one last memory now that he has sold out and won't wrestle ever again.

WWE Championship Randy Orton v Triple H.

The rules got changed to who ever gets DQ. The other person would win the title. I thought something cool has got to happen then. I was thinking of a screwjob. I was wrong. The referee got knocked out and Triple H used advantage of the situation and gave Orton the Sledgehammer to the head, then Pedigree. GAME OVER. Pathetic last match.

Overall Wrestlemania was a total utter bull crap. A complete waste of money.

-Bada.