The Ballad of Black Tony

Hey dudes. Maynard here. Haven't written in awhile. I seem to sleep less and less these days... :(

Anywho, so I'll tell you more about Black Tony. This one time he told us how he and his friends would play in junkyards when he was a kid. They would find used syringes and fill them with water and spray them at each other.

Then he and his friends would cut the tops off the cars of drug dealers, so the drug dealers would look like they have convertibles. Then they would take the car tops down to a creek and float down it.

The end.

-M