I Feel Dirty

So there's this dude I hang out with. His name is... um... we'll call him JD. Yeah. Well, JD is married to this chick, named.... HD. HD controls JD's very existence. JD can do nothing without HD's say so. Now, this isn't exactly a terrible thing. JD isn't all that smart. He wastes his money and pulls stupid stunts all the time.

HD has this thing- she won't allow pornography in the house. So JD has this plan. He'll use me to order his porn. He'll give me the money, then I order out of some porno catalogue. From the list he gave me, he seems to like the whole MILF thing. I guess I'm supposed to just bring the porno to work with me and hand it to him there? Or do I bring it to his house? He's gonna get caught. No doubt about it. He's already been caught with pics of other girls on his phone. When HD discovered this, JD was beaten. He often gets beaten by HD. He's like a dog or something. He keeps pulling the same shit and he gets getting beaten down. He never learns. I feel like I shouldn't help him, but it's sort of funny. In a sad way.

Fuck my life?

-M