Good, Gooood...

o_O

-M

(I'm just calling this a Cat Wars post... cause look at that thing.)

Still alive

And still mad nigger-ish as ever. Lando too.

Been very busy. Work and all. And next week I'm going to 12 hour days. The week after that I'm supposed to start 12 hour days, 5 days a week.

In other words, I'm on the cusp of quitting my job. I'm not doing that shit. 12 hours a day, 5 days a week? Yeah, I'll do that once chicks stop throwing themselves at my feet.

In other words, never.

-Maynard

Games i Cant Wait for

Ok so there are lots of great games coming out this year and next, so this is just a list of a few that i believe will kick all the ass so, here we go.

God of War 3 on the PS3



Prototype on Xbox360



Fable 2 Xbox360



Call of Duty: World at War Xbox360





Resident Evil 5 Xbox360




Ok so this is all i could think of for now, i may add more later.

Bye bye

-Lando

Take that, WOMAN!!

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-M

Flashbacks vol. 3

Oi there mates. Maynard here. We haven't done a flashback since April. Don't know why we stopped, but I'll do another. I was going to write about my job, but fuck it. It's boring. They have us in these classes. Today we took our "Big Test", and guess what? I scored a perfect 100%. The lady teaching us was all like, "Whoa, cool."

No she wasn't. But she did tell the class that it's very rare to get a 100%. I don't see why. I just fucking cheated. Right in front of everyone. My book was right there and I didn't know the answer to a few things so I opened that fucker up and copied it straight from there. This other guy did that too he said, but somehow he still got the answers wrong.

Anywho, so the flashback. This one is from a few years ago when I was in school. So I was taking this test. English, if memory serves. So I'm sitting there, doing my business, etc. etc., hand in my paper and wait for the results. The teacher tells me I got 100%. I did another test that day and got 100% on that one too. She was impressed and asked me for a date.

No she didn't, but she was impressed I did so well.

Next day, I go in and all the teachers were really impressed that I did so well with my English and writing and stuff. They started calling me Mr. 100. And sadly, that is the coolest nickname I've ever been given.

So I was all like, "Fuck yeah." I was so awesome. I was the illest sucker in that classroom.

Then I did a math test and scored 30% on it :( Mr. 100 was dead.

Until now.

So tomorrow I'm going in to work with a t-shirt that says Mr 100 on it. It won't be like something I bought at the store or anything. I have to use a marker to draw the words, but still... everyone will know who I am.

-M

P.S.- Oh, some chick called me a candyass for scoring 100% today. That's America for you- show the lightest bit of intelligence (even if you cheated to do it), and you're looked down upon.

P.P.S.- And don't ask me how I scored 100% on the English and writing cause I don't know. I didn't cheat, but it was a total fluke. Anyone who actually reads this blog ought to know that.

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Best song from In Rainbows finally has a video.

And here it is.



-M

I thought he was a genius

So Quentin Tanantino finished his script for Inglorious Bastards. Or maybe it's Inglorious Basterds. Cause that's how he spells it. I read on his IMDb page that he has an IQ of like 160, which would put him at the genius level. But after reading what few snippets that have leaked from the script, it just seems... like his IQ isn't 160.

Here's a bit of the script that has leaked, written by QT himself.

"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine, and I’m putting together a special team. And I need me eight soldiers. Eight – Jewish – American – Soldiers. Now y’all might have heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leavin a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwackin’ guerilla army, we’re gonna be doin one thing, and thing only, Killin Nazi’s. The members of the Nationalist Socialist Party, have conquered Europe through murder, torture, intimidation, and terror. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do to them. Now I don’t know about y’all. But I sure as hell, didn’t come down from the goddamn smoky mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the Nazi’s lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. There the foot soldiers of a Jew hatin, mass murderin manic, and they need to be destroyed. That’s why any and every son-of-a-bitch we find wearin a Nazi uniform, there gonna die. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty, in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heals, and the edge of our knives. And the Germans, will be sickened by us. And the Germans, will talk about us. And the Germans, will fear us. And when the Germans close their eyes at night, and their subconscious tortures them for the evil they’ve done, it will be with thoughts of us, that it tortures them with. But I got a word of warning to all would be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me, personally. Every man under my command, owes me, one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me, one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred Nazi’s or you will die trying. -Lt. Aldo Raine aka Aldo the Apache"

Yeah. I think he means "they're", not "there." Plus all the comma's and shit like that... c'mon man, you won an Oscar.

My brother in law, Frankie Teardrop, told me just the other day that Tarantino isn't all there. He told me this cause he hated Oldboy and I love Oldboy. I told him Tarantino loved Oldboy as well. Then he suggested Tarantino is a drug addict. And this script pretty much proves him right.

Point is, Frankie Teardrop needs to start liking cooler movies.

Back to Inglorious Basterds... Tarantino wants Brad Pitt to play the guy who gave that little speech. Cause whenever you think of Jewish WW2 vets, you think Brad Pitt.

Anywho, this sounds like it'll be another Kill Bill like movie. Meaning it'll be entertaining but it won't be the Pulp Fiction like masterpiece we're all hoping Tarantino can give us once more before he OD's.

Here's hoping it'll be better than it sounds.

-M

So today sucked

Hello friends. So today I had to go to that court thing again to get my sentence. This really flamboyant judge came out and did a bunch of crap that I didn't pay much attention to.

They called me up there and blah blah blah. I plead guilty and now I have to pay 248 dollars by October and I have to take a driving class. And I'm on cap and monitor for a year. So that sucks. I have my first thingy tomorrow. So... that sucks. Plus there was this old deputy guy that tapped me with a pen because my hands were in my pockets. I thought he wanted me to show him my one hand, so I did. He stared at me with his mouth agape. Then I realized what he wanted. Screw him.

Then I finally got a new job. I start Monday. Most people would think this is good, but not me. It's like, something with paper. Magazines and stuff. I'll be making them. Physically. 12 hour days after two or three weeks. Wonder how long that will last? ;)

Cause I ain't doin' it for long.

-M

Southerners warned us

Now they're all runnin' around pullin' hijinks like this.

Sorry. I'm really not a racist. Seriously.


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America. Fuck yeah.

Happy Fourth of July.

-M

I am Fucked

Went to court today for that speeding ticket. Plus I didn't have insurance. Why? Cause fuck insurance. I'm not made of money. Lando is the one who goes around calling himself MAN money all the time, so I figured, fuck it. Let Lando pay my court fees and the insurance. Turned out he didn't do either.

So I'm fucked. They offered to let me pay a 1000$ fine and take driving classes, so I agreed to that. But then the judge told me I have to come back in on the 9th of this month and I'd better have insurance or I have to turn my tags in.

So... fuck it. I'd rather go to jail. It's not even my car!! Which I assumed they knew. I have no idea what is going on. Am I still doing the 1000$ fine and taking driving classes? I can only assume so. But if I get insured, maybe they'll drop the 1000$.

But I'm almost 100% sure they won't. I'm 95% sure I'm fucked and I'm 80% sure this is not my fault.

Thanks for nothing guys. Thanks for nothing.

-Maynard