So I've been really busy for the last week or so, so I haven't been able to keep up with the Olympics like I wanted to, but from what I gather, China seems to be pissing everyone off. Something about the fireworks in the opening ceremony being added digitally, then some girl singing some song wasn't cute enough to be on tv so they replaced her or some shit. Their female gymnastics team is supposed to be full of a bunch of 16 year olds, but rumors have surfaced that they're younger than that.
You know what the best part of taking a shower with a 16 year old girl is? When she gets her hair wet, she looks 14.
Sorry.
Anywho, then they got all pissed off cause some American athletes wore masks when they landed in China. So what? It's fucking disgusting over there. When people in China hit 50 years old they already look like corpses. Every time a Chinese movie comes on tv and an old person shows up in the movie I'm like, "Wait, so now it's about zombies? What's going on?"
Then the whole thing with the Spanish basketball team doing the slant eyes thing. Who cares? It was funny. If you can't laugh at yourselves, China, you'll never overtake America as the world's Number One. We Americans laugh at ourselves all the time, but that doesn't mean we don't kick it real.
Anywho, who cares about any of this shit? The only thing worth watching is the American basketball team try to redeem themselves for that garbage from the last Olympics. It's time for America to get back to Awesome.
Americans- kickin' it super real since 1776, MUTHA!!
-M
5 comments:
Did you mean for it to be kick it real or keep it real?
I meant for it to be kick it real. Keeping it real is alright, but kicking it real is about as real as it gets. And son, I'm too old to not be kicking it real.
maynard you're retarded....I mean what kind of fucking asshole comes up with the shit you do...huh? Fucking answer that Mr. Scientist....You need to go fuck yourself Mr. The End ...oh and die....
Dad?
i love u maynard hahahahaha
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