Howdy folks. In an effort for you to get to know us, we're doing an interview today with Lando. Enjoy it while you can.
Question- How old are you?
Lando Cruise- 45. Ha ha, just kidding (winks)
Q- Ha ha. But really, how old are you?
LC- I've had enough of this interview!
Q- No, wait, I'm sorry, don't go. What's a good question for me to ask?
LC- "What's your favorite food" "What's your favorite color?"
Q- What's your favorite color?
LC- I don't know.
Q- Alright. So why did you want to create this site?
LC- To help people.
Q- How do you mean? I mean, "What" do you mean?
LC- Uh... insperation.
Q- What?
LC- People nowadays need help getting through their day to day lives. That's what I'm here for. (at this point, Lando spills coke all over his pants) FUCK IT!! FUCK!!
Q- Ah jeez, what'd you do that for?
LC- I didn't do it because I love to do it!! Get me a towel.
Q- Actually, I have to go now.
LC- You're a cocksucker. You screwed me.
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