Aw, GAY!! Remember those Harry Potter books? Yeah. So, remember Dumbledore? That really powerful guy with all that stuff he could do? Turns out he liked boys, according to J.K. Rowling.
Rowling held some sort of gay meeting tonight in some gay place, where she told the audience that Dumbledore was gay and fell in love with his friend Gellert Grindelwald. Which is retarded.
It's also disturbing. Makes you wonder why Dumbledore liked Harry so much, eh? It makes since now. Plus, now we know why he liked to dress so flamboyantly. I've always said they should re-write the books, but tell them from Ron's pathetic point of view, but now I think I'd like to see Dumbledore's point of view instead.
"Dumbledore stared at Harry longingly. Harry noticed. 'You starin' at me bum, mate?' asked Harry jokingly. He didn't know how right he was..."
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