Wednesday, October 24, 2007

my friend loves bad people

remember my friend? the one who i hate and who i keep thinking had died because he avoids me because of the bad things i say about him? he loves wrestling. i bet one of his favorite wrestlers is batista. batista is a horrible person, judging by what he has to say about his ex-wife in his new book "I Am Batista" or whatever it's called.

"Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

plus i heard that he's got a grandkid. how do you feel about your possible hero now, unnamed friend? how foolish you must feel. wait until i find you. wait until i get my hands on you. im going to bust your ass.

-L

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