Champions Elect?

What a day for Bada, he will tell it how it is.

Manchester United v Arsenal, probably the biggest game of the season so far. Must win for both teams for different reasons. United knowing a win would be needed to close in on the title especially with Chelsea on there asses. A loss or draw for Arsenal would surely end there title hopes even though it was still mathematically possible.

Table before the game: The title contenders. ^_^

Manchester United Played 33 Points 77
Chelsea Played 33 Points 74
Arsenal Played 33 Points 71

People who are not familiar with football, 20 teams, each team plays 38 games, 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw and 0 points for a loss.

The game:

Arsenal started off all guns blazing, they knew they had to win to be honest. They dominated the first half to be honest. I was still quietly confident though my team would get the job done. ;)

13th minute. Eboue runs down the wing for Arsenal and crosses it on a plate for Adebayor, i'm thinking surely a goal for Arsenal, Oh what's this FERDINAND with a saving block, what a block, what a defender.

23rd minute. What a ball from Evra to Ronaldo, seriously what a beauty of a ball, Ronaldo in behind Arsenal, cuts it back for Rooney, COME ON ROONEY!! but oh no Lehmann saves. He got lucky to be honest.

35th minute. BEST CHANCE YET. Hleb plays it through to Adebayor. Adebayor one on one with Van Der Sar, surely a goal for Arsenal. Tame shot by Adebayor, easy save for Van Der Sar. MUHAHA.

36th minute. Long kick out from Van Der Sar, Arsenal can't defend if there lives depended on it. Rooney through one on one with Lehmann, with about 3 Arsenal defenders chasing him. Rooney shoots and Lehamnn saves with his leg and trickles just past the post. SO CLOSE.

Half Time: I think Fergie used the hair dryer to be honest. United couldn't be any poorer. Bring on the second half.

48th minute. Disaster struck. Fabregas played in a freekick, it fizzled out to the wing to Van Persie who then crossed the ball into Adebayor 2 yards out. Guess what? He uses his hand to put the ball in the net. I went ballistic. Screaming at the tv YOU FUCKING CHEATER NIGGER!! You used your fucking hand!! Do your job properly REFEREE!! At this point my remote control went flying across the floor.

51st minute. Things nearly got worse for my team. The ball was whipped in and it hit off Ferdinands foot, was heading into the corner. 2-0 at home would be disaster. Van Der Sar pulls off a great save.

52nd minute. How things can suddenly change so dramatically. Carrick plays a hopeful ball back into the box and it hits off of Gallas hand in the box. PENALTY, IT WAS A FUCKING PENALTY. The referee obviously heard me and pointed to the penalty spot. So King Ronaldo v Lehmann. Would you bet against Ronaldo missing? I think not. Cool, calm and collective he steps up, does a little shuffle. BANG left hand side GOAL!! no chance for Lehmann. Oh no, penalty has to get retaken, fucking idiots ran in the box before the ball was struck. Take 2. Ronaldo v Lehmann again. Ronaldo steps up! BANG!! left hand side again GOAL!! 1-1 game on. The ground goes ballistic. Chants of VIVA RONALDO starts.

68th minute. Clichy runs down the wing and fires the ball across, it hits off of Brown, i was thinking SHIT own goal, thankfully it hits the post. Close escape. At this time i am sweating like an African.

71st minute. I think Evra thinks he is a striker, plays the ball into Rooney, surely this time Rooney. NO again, Lehamnn denies Rooney. GET YOUR FUCKING SHOOTING BOOTS ON!

71st minute and a bit. Free kick to United. 26 yards out or something. The stage is set up for Ronaldo. What's this? Owen Hargreaves places the ball down. I felt confident. Hargreaves curls it into the corner GOAL!! 2-1 United!!! I went beserk, i was singing really loud, my neighbours probably thought i was drunk. What a beauty of a freekick. Take a bow Hargreaves. Come back kings.

90th minute. Fabregas powers a freekick into the back post, where the fuck is the marking!! Bendter(yes that's his name)lol. Headers it at the near post. Oh shit, it's going to be a fucking goal! NO Van Der Sar, what a save!! you sonofagun!!

GAME OVER!!

What a game. My heart was pounding, now i can insult Arsenal fans. I'm going to brag so bad. :) I just love it, when people get proved wrong. Arsene Wenger said earlier on in the week that his team would win the title. :) how wrong was he. ;)

Manchester United Played 34 Points 80
Chelsea Played 33 Points 74
Arsenal Played 34 Points 71

Two more wins for Manchester United, the later game being against Chelsea, and they'll be back to back Champions again. :)



Old Trafford is rocking of chants from Viva Ronaldo.

-Bada.