And that's why I do it all the time. I'm not going to lie to you guy- I get all the girls and make shitloads of money while I'm at it. A guy like me has a real need for speed. I drive fast and I love hard.
Unfortunately, "The Man" doesn't think speeding is as cool as I do. I got pulled over the other night for doing 70 in a 55. Whatever. Like I even noticed. The guy that pulled me over doesn't know how to party like I know how to party. Plus he had no sense of humor.
So anyways, I have to go to court on July 1. Then I'll have to give up some of my big $$$$$$ and probably have to take a driving test or something. Shit son, I move so fast they won't even know I'm there. LOL >:~D
-Maynard
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- Maynard and or Lando and or Bada
- Maynard is 24 and from Indiana. Lando is 20 and also from Indiana. Bada is 23 and from Scotland.
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