Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Fat People Deserve Respect.

This is bullshit. A new study finds that very obese people are 44 percent less likely to get a transplant than normal weight patient, according to something I just read on Yahoo. It also said something about them having to wait at least 18 months longer than normal people.

And isn't that just typical? Fatties getting the shaft. Let me tell you something folks, fat people are heroes. Every watch a movie? If you have you'll know what I mean. Movies are awesome and they're always right. Pretty much every single movie ever made has the same message behind it- be yourself, do what you love and to hell with what other people think. Just like The Godfather.

Fat people do what they love, and they do it A LOT, if you know what I mean (wink wink). Eating. So why aren't these people applauded everywhere they go (to eat)? They're living life to the fullest... and then when that starts to kill them, they have to wait longer for a new liver?! Actually it'd probably be a heart or something they're looking to get their grubby, greedy little hands on, eh? Eh?

Fat people are my heroes and they deserve to keep on kicking ass just like the rest of us healthy people. We could all learn something from them. Shame on you. You're living a lie. Trying to stay all fit and stuff. For what? Do you think anyone cares? Do you think it makes you better than me? Or them? Take a look in the mirror and next to you see a fat person, tell them... "Thanks... thanks for living the life I'm too afraid to live. You're a brave person, and I'm sorry for all that you've had to go through." And then try to fit your arms around them to give them a big ole bear hug ^_____^

With deep respect for fat people,
M.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like fat people.