Tuesday, December 4, 2007

women make me sick

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lando here with another tacky blog about women and other things. first off i want to tell you about something really sick i saw in wal-mart. see me and this one dude i know went to wal-mart and i had to go to the shitter and when i went in i saw something unlike anything i have ever seen before. two dudes in one stall. i could see their cowboy boots and everything. there was no way i could have mistaken this for something else. and i went and told everyone i knew.


now to the main event. this other time i was in wal-mart AGAIN and you wont believe what happened to me. i was walking and minding my own business when these two chicks came out of nowhere, like the devil, and started talking really loud right behind me. they were laughing and giggling and having a great time, not even caring that they were making me insane. letting little girls run around alone in stores is like letting hogs run wild in your house. they can drive you crazy and ruin the best of times. they only care about themselves and their good time and not one bit about the people around them.


and then we were in the check out line and there was some lady in a powerchair, and it was taking forever. the cashier did not know what SHE was doing. so after about 10 min. my mom took all of our stuff off the line and got all angry and said "this lady does not even know how to move!!" and i thought she meant the lady in the powerchair and i started laughing.


and then we saw this one chick we knew from way back and she acted like she did not even want to talk to us. of course we were hiding from her but she saw us and could have at least said hello. she saw us 3 times and she did not say hello once. hows that for a woman? also she had lost all her teeth since the last time i saw her and she is only like 22 years old.


with painful love

-L

3 comments:

Maynard and or Lando and or Bada said...

Good Lord that's tacky. I mean this post, of course. You're tacky, Lando, you're tacky.

-M

Anonymous said...

Now when you say she lost her teeth do you mean you knocked her teeth out?

Anonymous said...

you laughed because of someone in a power chair