I Really Really Hate Boston

Boston sucks, my friends. It's full of "cawk suckas" and "fackin queahs". They think they're so damn cool :< But you know what? They're not.

First thing I hate most about them is that all their teams are somehow incredibly lucky and win everything. This somehow makes the people of Boston feel as if they're superior to the rest of us. But they do have some great teams. Red Sox won that baseball thing that no one cares about. Pats are still winning. Celtics seem to be a real threat in the NBA. Like I even care :< Big deal. Fucking Boston.

Then today they announced their winners for the Boston Society of Film Critics. Naturally, Amy Ryan won Best Supporting Actress for Gone Baby Gone (which was set in Boston), while Ben Affleck won the Best New Filmmaker award for the same movie. Seems.. suspicious. No Country for Old Men won Best Film, which came as no surprise to most but I was starting to think they'd give the award to one of those documentary things ESPN did for the Red Sox or something. "A Season of Dreams", they'd call it. Then in the background they'd play the triumphant music while showing the Sox winning the World Series, while in the stands fans would be taking off their shirts, accosting young women and basically being the rude vile pigs they are.

The greatest man in Boston history was born in Indiana. DEAL WITH IT!!

Anywho... so this awards season is heating up, eh? DDL still hasn't won a Best Actor award... wonder if I should change my predictions yet?

Nah.